the power to have no powers.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!