The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!