The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to fall up.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to like any show

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!