The power to piss lava.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!