The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to get older every second

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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solar powered night-vision

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!