The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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captain obvious

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!