Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!