The power to poke

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to snore.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!