The power to piss lava.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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KeemStar

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!