The power to look into cheese.

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power of trolling your self

The power to understand math.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to be a bird that can't fly

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

Balls.

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to use windows 10.

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to perpetually yawn.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to become a dead ant.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!