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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.
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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.
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the power to become semi-transparent
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The powr too not bee abal too tipe
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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!
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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK
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The power to fart 5 times bigger
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the power to fly but your an Altophobic
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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...
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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill
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the ability to fly underwater.
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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.
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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.
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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.
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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.
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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos
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The power to manage Chelsea FC
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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building
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The power to control hummingbirds.
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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy
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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.
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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.
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The power to get thumbs down.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!