the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to wink really fast.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!