The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to become inverted background color.

solar powered night-vision

The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The ability to lactate air.

The power to turn into paper

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to piss lava.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

Power to always have exact change.

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

The power to see through pastry..

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

The power to see through water

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!