The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to write a country song

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!