The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!