- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

the power to die at will

the power to pee on command

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

The ability to make your text green on google

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

Pointless Super Powers