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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.
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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.
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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.
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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.
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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one
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The ability to go poop and pee.
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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed
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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.
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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.
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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.
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The power to speak in Braille
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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist
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The power to shit brix
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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..
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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete
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the power to pee on command
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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.
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The power to have a small penis
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The power to ride a bike
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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.
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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power
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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.
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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours
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The power to make out of thin air
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!