The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Acid pee

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to go part way through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!