the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!