The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to shit brix

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!