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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure
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The power to transform into anything you have already become
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The power to go part way through walls
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the ability to walk half through a brick wall
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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls
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The power to poop and pee at the same time
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the power to never have to fill out captchas
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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.
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The power to come second in any race
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Acid pee
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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.
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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.
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The ability to smell with your hands
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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full
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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music
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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!
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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.
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The power to talk to talking animals.
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The power to touch anything that is touchable.
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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to grow one wing
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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos
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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!