The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The Power of cheese

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!