the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!