The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to die....

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!