The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!