The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to die

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to live.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!