Melting

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to vote

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The power to get older every second

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!