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The power to shit brix
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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.
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The power to have a small penis
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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.
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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power
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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).
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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.
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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours
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The power to make out of thin air
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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.
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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!
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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.
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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.
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The power to ?-1.
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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.
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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!
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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...
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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.
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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.
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Balls.
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The power to have a small penis
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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The power to never finish your sente
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the power to fly but your an Altophobic
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!