The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

To pee standing up.

the power to jerk off

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

the power to

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to die at will.

The power to summon unspendable money

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!