- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Melting

The power to float without gravity.

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

The power to be yourself.

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to turn cake into poop.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power to pee from your eyes

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

the power to vote

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to get older every second

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to shut the fuck up.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to hear morse code.

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

Pointless Super Powers