Night vision that only works during the day

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

The power to turn gold into stones.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The ability to read a book by its cover

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power spite flower

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

A power level of under 9000.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!