the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to never finish your sente

The ability to go poop and pee.

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!