Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The power to fart 5 times bigger

the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to use windows 10.

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

to have the super power to do nothing

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The superpower to have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!