the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to bleed

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to understand math.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!