The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!