The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Acid pee

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!