The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to see through water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!