The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The Power to Combust

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!