The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!