The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!