The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!