The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to sing but your mute

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!