the power to die on command

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to die

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!