The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!