the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to get thumbs down.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!