The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to fly for a second

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!