The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!