The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The Power of cheese

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to go through open windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!