the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The superpower to have a superpower

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!