The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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wast your time on the computer

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!