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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!
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The ability to sense cheese.
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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.
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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.
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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.
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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.
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The power to know WTF is going on
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The power of Acid Tears
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Ability to shit nuclear waste
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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies
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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes
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the power to read captchas
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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.
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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets
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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.
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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs
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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite
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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!