The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to form a Belgian government

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to have a black president

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!