The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!