The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Balls.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!