The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Death at will

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!