The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to write about power.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to die....

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The power to breathe

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!