power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to seduce hats

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to be really itchy.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to know what time is not

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!