The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to eat waffles

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!