The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to suck your own dick

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!