every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to not have a power.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to see John Cena.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!