The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to have a power.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!