The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to have a power.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to attract bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!