The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to do nothing/

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to shower naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!