the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to create shit

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!