The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power of not knowing

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Retractable Teeth

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!