The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

The power to have a pointless power.

the power to make pigs fly.

The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

The power to kill yourself

The power to attract bullets.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The power to pee poop

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

Power to develop diseases.

The power to have a black president

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!