The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to have 20/21 vision

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The power to be your self

The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The power to have super-sweaty hands

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

power to see through glass doors

Black power

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!