The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to die

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Black power

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Melting

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!