The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to die early.

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The power to procrast ....

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!