The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to make toast into bread

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to speak braille

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the power to be able to blow air

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!