The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Retractable teeth

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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To stab Djones

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!