The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!