The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to bi ugly

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to control the internet

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!