- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only upward

The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

The power to have a small penis

The power to run in an endless circle

The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

The power to fart really smelly :P

The power to levitate only down stairs

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to teleport through open doors

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power to see through air

The ability to fart inwards.

the power to shit liquidly

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

The power to type in Comic Sans.

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

Pointless Super Powers