The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power rangers

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!