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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.
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the power to make pigs fly.
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The ability to make broken pens work again.
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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target
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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.
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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!
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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it
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the ability to only fall asleep in showers
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the ability to eat three tons of dirt
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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems
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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.
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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD
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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.
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LIME
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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.
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the power to fly but only on a plane
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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man
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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"
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The power to transform you in something randomly
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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.
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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET
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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.
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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew
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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!