The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to look into the past

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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NMR Vision

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Steel kidneys

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the ability to hover

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!