The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!