the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to have no powers

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!