the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!