The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power of love

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to not do it.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to think of food

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!