To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power of hindsight

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!