The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to fold paper seven times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!