The power of night-blindness.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to like any show

The power to smell water.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to see via toe nails

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

the ability to walk through your clothes

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!