The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!