the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to think oppositely

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To shit bricks.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!