The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!