the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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make youself dumb

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!