the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to be dead

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!