- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to only be able to eat poop

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to drink and drive without being caught

the power to change people socks on command

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

The power to obey gravity

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Pointless Super Powers