The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!