the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!