The power to smell water.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make lipstick fly

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to do nothing

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!