The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to freeze ice

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!