The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!