The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!