The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!